My star power is waning - I'm losing my thunder and there I was thinking I need bouncers to keep guys away from me! So much for self-importance! THUD!!!! THUD!!! That's me on the hard ground! You may ask why? It seems I now attract the wrong gropers and pass-makers!!! So much for Marylin dreams!

I got groped in the rear at a party recently by some weird stranger who did not even look good! Few days before this an over sixty-year-old man married into the family made a pass at me! Feel dowdy and unsexy on the brink of this new year!

So my wish to myself and all of you out there - let the most divine people grope you and may the dishiest people make passes at you and may you make lovely passes and divine gropes to the right people this coming year!

Peace! Grope grope and good cheer to all you guys! ;)