“Never in a million years” is what I would say if someone were to ask me do you have any brotherly feelings for any guy! Being part of an all girls family I have no experience with brothers of any kind. What is all this about brothers? I guess having a brother would probably have set me right on this.

Scorp my cuz is no brother either for me but he and I are platonic as ever! Am I missing something not feeling these brother feelings? Enlighten me please about this Raakhee-stuff ya'll! The thought of making perfectly good men into brothers is sssssssscary indeed!

Hold on I don’t feel particularly sisterly either despite having all the sisters a gal can have – they are just cat-fighting-clawing-bitchy-buddies to me!

Now you are thinking this gal’s had a hard life well that ain’t true either! So guess that makes me just see man and woman all around. So every guy I see I will explore the man-woman thingy - that being the top priority for me and then elevate a few of them to be my good buddies and the rest to nobodies.

Even the smooth skinned serene Brother Javier with robes and all who taught us French did not ignite them brotherly feelings inside me. I’m happy to report the Brother turned a beetroot red when I told him “je vous aime Monsieur”. He had the sexiest eyes ever and the smoothest chin and gawd how clean and fragrant was he! Ooh la la!

But I digress…So here I am no sister to any guy ever, but a lingering doubt - am I missing something? Anyway, any of you wanna give me a lecture on this please do so I’m keen to listen even though I know for sure that no guy will ever be a brother to me - not in a zillion years! Yikes!! That's my birth-defect - was born flawed I was and now you know!