Since I'm out of work and love-less it seems like my aunt quite akin to Bertie Wooster's aunt Agatha has decided I should spend my time driving her around to temples, bank lockers and the numerous relatives of her two daughter's in-laws!

She got me at a bad time I was low from the repercussions of my experiments and had so pshyched my mother that she enlisted her older sister who has perfect daughters for help! Believe me it was an ambush of the most stealthy devious kind! I was simply moping around in the same jeans for 2 days and there I was being looked upon as a basket case!

Well my aunt Agatha (I'll be fried if I name her) is one of those who is a bit of do-gooder and who believes everyone needs to be saved if they are not raised by her. My mom, under her microscopic evaluation let her girls run wild and that youngest niece of her's was the worst! But, she's been allowed to come into my life by my own mother and that's irritating me like mad!

Licking Aunt Agatha in her plans for me has saved me from my other goof-ups or bad luck or whatever you can call my previous episodes. She sprung marriageable guys on me at malls, temples and banks! I hate small talk and with visions of my mom's dissapointed face in mind I bit my tongue from telling them off.

Agatha rambled on and on about how well settled these guys are and how I'll live like a queen and would not have to work guiltlessly! I gave them a dekko on that point! Coming to think more into it I could easily live writing about me on Iland and not earn a thing and feel I am creative at the same time!

Not a bad thought and with my luck with love maybe these good providers arranged with blessings form the great aunt herself could be my ticket to just write what I want! But Aradhana's poem gave me a rude jolt! I could be the wife who lusted for other guys younger or not down the road! So I shelved the idea!

Of course I wonder if I could fall in lust with one of these guys sprung on me - things could actually work! All will be fine right? Okay I know maybe not! So another day gone chaufferring my aunt around... But today she faked a serious case of stomach pain and writhed liked mad... I was instructed to go to a particular hospital to a specific young doctor for her check-up initially!

But, then she suddenly screamed loudly and seemed to be in real pain and I even saw some tears in her eyes...As she has had a history of pancreatic problem - I got scared! But then she said something I'll never forget ....

"I left the milk in the cooker put it in the fridge and the clothes are not folded and the plants are not watered leave me at the casuality, call your mom and get my house clean I don't want people to come to see my dead body and say Agatha was a bad housekeeper!"

I did all that and got a call saying she's fine now from my mom saying it was one of her usual attacks and she'll be home tomorrow! Now you all know what I'm dealing with - a woman who wants to plan things even after she's dead and gone!!!